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Climate Ride Update - The Jorts Challenge

Donations are coming in strong and I thank everyone who donated so far. However, an interesting offer has arisen. Adam Frucci, founder of Splitsider, pledged to double his donation if I ride the entire length in jorts. UCBer Justin Purnell has seconded the offer. 

While riding 300 miles in jorts is not ideal, bike advocacy and clean energy are causes worth suffering for. So here is what I am prepared to do…

If my team, Big Oil, can double it’s $2,400 goal, I will do the ride in jorts. That’s $4,800, in case you are a mathematical idiot. All 300 chafing, burning miles in a pair of dope jorts. If we crack $5,000 I’ll wear a chain wallet the whole time, too. 

We’re almost at $1,000 now so it’s not unattainable. If you’d like to see me suffer for the greater good while looking like a total asshole, then donate now!

Do the right thing, Tumblr. Donate some cash to make Streeter ride 300 miles in a pair of jorts.

I can’t even focus on the words. This pic is tooooooooo much!!!

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